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Claim:  FBI agents holed up in a psychiatric hospital attempt to order pizzas from an incredulous delivery man.

Status: True.

Example:   [Collected on the Internet, 1995]

 
FBI agents conducted a "search and seizure" at the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital in San Diego, which was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of poring over many rooms of financial records, some sixty FBI agents worked up quite an appetite. The case agent in charge of the investigation called a local pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.

The following telephone conversation took place:

     Agent: Hello. I would like to order nineteen large pizzas and sixty-seven cans of soda.

     Pizza man: And where would you like them delivered?

     Agent: To the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital.

     Pizza man: To the psychiatric hospital?

     Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

     Pizza man: You're an FBI agent?

     Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

     Pizza man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

     Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them  
      locked. You'll have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

     Pizza man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

     Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

     Pizza man: And you're over at Southwood?

     Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

     Pizza man: And everyone at Southwood is an FBI agent?

     Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

     Pizza man: How are you going to pay for this?

     Agent: I have my check book right here.

     Pizza man: And you are all FBI agents?

     Agent: That's right, everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and
​       sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

     Pizza man: I don't think so.
     Click.

Origins:   The above-quoted tale about FBI agents trying to order pizza delivery to a psychiatric hospital is one of those pieces that serves to remind us that no matter how bizarre, far-fetched, or incredible a story may seem at first glance, it should never be entirely discounted without at least some effort being made to verify it.

This anecdote began circulating on the Internet in 1995, often attributed to a "Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME" or "a talk by R. James Woolsey, Director of Central Intelligence, given at a conference on global organized crime." We initially just reproduced it on our site with no judgement as to its truth or falsity, and we were surprised and pleased when Special Agent Wayne A. Barnes of the FBI contacted us to confirm that the incident described was real and supplied us with additional details.

In 1993, the FBI was assisting the Department of Health and Human Services in investigating health care fraud. A medical organization that operated psychiatric hospitals in nine different cities had come under suspicion, and coordinated raids on all nine of its facilities were all scheduled to take place on the same day (so that none of the hospitals could alert the others). The unexpected bulk of the records seized in a morning raid of the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital in Chula Vista meant that the investigation turned into an all-day affair, and when the agent in charge of the operation realized his men were running on empty after long hours with no food, he attempted to order pizza from a local delivery outfit, placing the call now immortalized in this piece. (Contrary to what is stated in most versions of this piece, the FBI was not taping all of the hospital's calls that day: the conversation reproduced above was reconstructed from the memories of the agents present at the time.)

And yes, the FBI men did get their pizzas, but not delivered — several agents had to drive over and pick them up.

Last updated:   31 December 2004
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